My horoscope is Sagittarius but it never seems to be right.?
I posted this already today and was just wanting some more response.
My birthday is 11/29, and when I read my horoscope, its very seldom that it is correct or has anything to do with what is going on in my life. I have many traits of a sag but just as many that I do I don’t. I know very little about astrology other than reading my horoscope and briefly reading about my sign and traits. I can say I was born in the mid morning and on a Friday. Is there anything I should know about my sign dealing with the date, time, day of the week, and so forth? And is it possible to have two signs cross characteristics from one another?
i was hoping to get some answer from people who actually study astrology and not just receive opinions, but thank you for your input.
Answer by Captain Obvious
because horoscopes are FAKE
Answer by Heyl00kiTzSeAn
It’s normal horoscopes aren’t always accurate and whichever website you use for your horoscope it always comes out differently i use one on facebook it’s different from the one on yahoo
Answer by Cale M
Hey Im on the 30th! Woo! Yeah mine are wrong too. Pretty sure its because they’re fake! I
Answer by Nikky
The star sign nearest to mine that sometimes discribes me is leo because I was born so early in july if you were born nearer the end of the month it would be the star sign for the month after that that you should try reading
Answer by Billy
they are only for entertainment, completely fake
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I’m doing this as a little experimente` <333333333333 hur hur hur Well plzzz don't get too excited because these are prolly not even accurate :F or don't get offended, kayz? i mean if you wanna read it then its ur choice. if you think its a load of crap then why read it, eh? anyways if they don't come true--hey i aint a 100% psychic ;D but if they DO...O_o wow. okay without further ado~ Aries: You're a hotheaded little tyke aint cha? Well, this week you will meet a mysterious bad driver who will know more swear words with you! have f*ckin good time with that one 😀 Taurus: You're the bull. do you know what bullsh*t means? YES! BRITNEY SPEARS! So B.S. will run into you later this week. Don't forget for an autograph, after all, she's your bull idol! Gemini: You're the cooliest dont ya know? Or maybe it's all in your two minds! Later this week, you'll see a mother carrying quintuplets, and she'll offer you one. ;o Cancer: As the crabby one, you'll head to the beach later this week. Unfortunately, you'll drop your prettiful sunglassies and then they will belong to the mermaids under the sea ;p Leo: As the big rawr-rawr, you'll head to the zoo this week. But you're gonna piss a lion off and you're going to be escorted out. Virgo: Aww the virgin! Later this week you'll lose that virginity. Libra: you're the one with "balance" in your life. All that load of work/homework's gonna pile up so bad that you're gonna really lose it. you'll go on a rampage in town, destroying everything in sight. Scorpio: Wow you're the emo-tional one. Beware for in a few days, someone will make fun of you. you'll cry so bad that you'll have to go to the hospital after losing that much fluid. Sagittarius: As the centaur...archer...thinger you'll find true love this week! But then you'll shoot them in the ass and they'll run away from you. Niiice... Capricorn: So you're the goat fish majigger. Later this week you'll run into a hoodlum who'll take all your money, your goat, and your swedish fish. OH NOES! ;_; Aquarius: When you visit the local pool this week,you'll see a hawt lifeguard. But then they accidentally go pee pee in the pool and u are so turned off 🙁 Pisces: Don't cry....bluuuue skiessss. So you're gonna listen to your stereo today, only to find that you WON LIKE A CONTEST OMAIGOSHHHH!! But once you zoom to the place to pick up your prize, you find out it was another person with the SAME name! dammnnnn Well hope you enjoyed ur horoscope for the week! Just remember to take this with a pinch (or a lotta) salt. enjoy life cuz it's exciting! 😉 btw, im a gemini. what are you? and tell me how you thought of this..and dont be mean 🙁 or i shall curse you >:D
Answer by LoveUanime
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