drunken signs… hick!?

drunken signs… hick!?
describe how each (our just your) sign would act when drunken.

i know for sure; pisces even more pessimistic and depressed when drunken.

and cancer much more lively and sociable from myself.

and librans are just doesn’t seem like changing. they just puke when they drink too much.

but, what about your experience with yourself and other signs… like i really hate drunken pisceans. they are all drama.

Answer by Dare
Im a Libra, and all Librans I know get rowdy, loud, fun, sing songs. But Librans are prone ot over-indulge in everything.

Hate being around Aries, they get mouthy, violent, angry, just generally confromntational.

Answer by Amber R.
I’m not a heavy drinker, however when im drunk there’s no stopping me!
I’m constantly giggling and doing outrageous things. haha im fun to be with though!

Answer by Marisa
i like to drink in a comfortable atmosphere, i do at home more than at the bar… there’s a point when you’re drunk and you feel so relaxed (right past buzzed), and it’s during that medium time that I feel my best. all my cares are lifted, everyone is laughing and having a fun time…. when the feeling in the room is chill and relax i smile more.

leo sun/cappy moon

Answer by Athena
Aries – (The angry drunk) *punches anyone who stands in his way!*

Taurus – *hick!* Where did mah damn cheesecake go? *hick!

Gemini – Oh hey! *hick* Wanna come over to my place and drink like hell? We can *Hick!* through a party !

Cancer – My mom is going to be soo pissed *hick!* to find out I had a drink, or was it 2? I don’t know… maybe 6? Oh god *hick!* my dad is going to be soo pissed too!

Leo – Do I look Okay? *passes out* (person she was talking to says: ‘Not on the floor your don’t’)

Virgo – I wonder if a burglar robbbbed our house… would he steal my TV? *hick!* or worse, DID HE DISORGANIZE MY STTTTTTUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFF?!?!?! *hick!*

Libra – looks at the Leo, hahahahahaha *passes out on top of her*

Scorpio – shoot… if that damn Libra hadn’t passed out, I was about to go do her!! Maybe I still could do it….

Sagittarius – *Is dancing to a weird song in a weird way with her buddies and BFFs*

Capricorn – So, I have a meeting tomorrow, but why can’t I go now? *Is at a fake meeting that he thinks is real* so… I think YOU ALL SUCK and THIS COMPANY SUCKKS!! Goes and tells someone that he got ‘fired’.

Aquarius – *says something weird like* Did I just pee my pants? Oh wait spilled some beer, CLOSE CALL EVERYBODY!

Pisces – *daydreams while saying what hes daydreaming about* …………sprite……………….. ……..farting……………………………………………………………….Poo

Answer by Sara
Here’s the drunken signs:

Aries, “You wanna start something, huh? I’ll squash you like a bug!”
Taurus, “I love this place! Good food, comfortable chairs, pretty waitresses!”
Gemini, “What time is it? I gotta run, all three of my girlfriends just called me.”
Cancer, “Tell me about yourself.”
Leo, “I love you, man!”
Virgo, “Let me tell you about this business deal I’m into now.”
Libra, “Isn’t this place beautiful?”
Scorpio, “Whoa! Will you look at those girls that just walked in!”
Sagittarius, “I just got back from touring Europe on a bicycle.”
Capricorn, “Actually, I own this place.”
Aquarius, “I’ll be right back, I gotta go talk to my friends over there.”
Pisces, “I loved him and he treated me like dirt.”

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My cover of the Hi-Revving Tongues from 1999.